This weekend, or maybe Monday, or maybe next week (we’ll never tell!) we’re going to be launching a brand new *something* from Robb Wolf. It’ll be full price for the rest of the world but his newsletter subscribers will get a big fat discount on it.
So if you’re not signed up for the newsletter, you’re gonna want to do that. And soon. We’re just sayin’.
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Is it a lock of hair from the grandmaster paleo guru?
I’m guessing a toe nail…
Waiting……….
Still Waiting…………..
Come On … I Cant wait anymore
Is it here yet? Is it here yet?
Betcha it’s protein powder
Nope.
board games?
I’d rather buy some sleep powder.
it is defintely some snake oil then. you are always talking about giving this stuff up and just cashing in on some gimmick.
That is the last thing Robb would try to sell to us! Robb is more cooler then that. Teasing us for a protein powder? Ay! Mark has a good one or go for one world whey: grass-fed with 3 ingredients – whey, vanilla extract, stevia!
A starter kit for our own chickens at home?
A new book?
A Chicken starter kit would be awesome(hard to ship I imagine if it comes with the chickens)
I’m not ashamed to admit that this is totally working on me and I’m unreasonably excited for I don’t know what.
I agree,
it’s like the night before Christmas except I can’t sneak down and check out what all my presents are!
?possibly an americano or espresso related something w/whip?
Robb Wolf Fathead?
I’m hoping it’s a more technical version of the Paleo Solution aimed at health care professionals/academics.
Or maybe a CME or certification?
This is actually for the basic crowd, but we have high level stuff rolling out soon too.
A way to convince regular people that dr oz is not entirely correct?
At least we have I Caveman to distract us tonight. Monday may be tough if you don’t let us know then but, Tuesday, there is that Apple press event….
Last week, Amazon announced their new Kindles – will you new thing be compatible?
Hopefully a new book aimed at athletes/Crossfitters and paleo .
Paul, I’m working on that one!!
Yay Amy – been waiting for that!
Likewise, Look forward to reading it
A calendar of paleo hotties? I better go subscribe, just in case.
RobbFitX – The most advanced, progressive whole body work-out. Available from… $39.99/month?
That sounds like a great idea!!!
A handmade Atlatl!
Could it be an app for my phone?
Discount on Paleo hookers and blow?
ooh… I am too excited for words! especially after watching the show late last night.
How about a handmade Atlatl!
The suspense is killing me. Robb is not the kind of guy to use this as a sales gimmick, but if it were he’s already got me reaching for my wallet…
Well, it’s a soft sell. Some folks will dug it, it’ll be to remedial for others.
Is it a shovel?
Ha! No, can’t even say it’s warm.
…it is of course the Robb Wolf Paleo-dildo and life-size Robb Wolf sex doll; coming, ahem, complete with different outfits for all you
Paleo-birds( and some guys ) who crave something “All Robb”.
There’s the buckskin Robb, there’s the “budgie-smuggler”/Speedo version and finally the nudey Robb to which one applies a pheremone “spway”(extra at 999$) which sets off a chemical reaction in you both.
Organically orgasmic, biodegradeable too.This beastie is yours for only
9999.99$ with a whiter “Seattle” version(Vit D defic too) coming, ahem, in at a slightly reduced .99C..thats cents not centigrade, luvies.
Rock not Pop
This is GENIUS!! Official offer to write for the blog!
assume you know it was I, Sister ?
A paleo camp to go to like Icaveman-that I just watched on Discovery channel- that lookied like hell and misery–Sign me up!!!
I’m checking this blog post a couple times a day now! What is it?